Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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