I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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