i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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