Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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