We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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