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(337): View more from Louisiana

it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.

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(616): View more from Michigan

On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.

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(815): View more from Illinois

She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.

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(727): View more from Florida

Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.

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(678): View more from Georgia

We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?

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(561): View more from Florida

She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.

(315): View more from New York

How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.

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(303): View more from Colorado

We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.

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