I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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