i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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