Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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