he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I woke up under a house in Key West
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