Who did Billy Mays play for?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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