I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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