ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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