Fuck appropriateness.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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