I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
a search helicopter?!
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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