You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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