I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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