Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Randomize
