if only i could text you this smell
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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