4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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