I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
