i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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