How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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