This girl is more easily done than said...
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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