hotel room ftw
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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