I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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