Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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