can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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