remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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