found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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