Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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