I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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