No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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