my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
im on a boat
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