Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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