My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize
