Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just had sex on a roof
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
My vagina is very pro this idea
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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