if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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