Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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