if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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