i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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