I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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