Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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