i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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