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(847): View more from Illinois

just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom

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(509): View more from Washington

I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.

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(713): View more from Texas

Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing

(860): View more from Connecticut

So?

(978): View more from Massachusetts

This is why you shouldn't make decisions

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked

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(515): View more from Iowa

Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus

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(303): View more from Colorado

You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.

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