thus making me awesome and them whores
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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go home
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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