Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We're not piercing ourselves today.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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