I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
then he tried to convert me to islam
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Text me some of your sweat
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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