No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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