If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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