Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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