Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Do you remember whose house we're in?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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